> This song sums-up our current approach to > foreign policy. > > Please sing the following lyrics to the tune of "If > You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands!" > > "If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets > hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq. If the terrorists are > Saudi And the bank takes back your Audi and > the TV shows are bawdy, Bomb Iraq!" > > "If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq. And > your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq. If the > smoking gun ain't smokin' We don't care, and we're > not jokin' -- that Saddam will soon be croakin', > Bomb Iraq!" > > "Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq. From the > sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq. So to hell > with the inspections Let's look tough for the > elections, close your mind and take directions, > Bomb Iraq!" > > "While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq. Yay! > the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq. If the > ozone hole is growing, Some things we prefer not > knowing. (Though our ignorance is showing), Bomb > Iraq!" > > "So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq, From > his favorite little laddie, bomb Iraq. Saying no > would look like treason -- it's the Hussein > hunting season. Even if we have no reason, Bomb > Iraq!" > ===== ~ solvitur ambulando ~ "The problem is solved in the walking." [-- St. Augustine] * * "Not all who wander are lost." [-- J.R.R. Tolkien] * * . . I'm on an unnamed walkabout . . . . with no whither nor whence __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com