Round three winner (and only submission) is:

S.K. Akin's offering: "You can't have your kayak and heat it too."

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Standings after three rounds:

S.K. Akin:  2 (3 entries)
Mary Ross:  1 (1)
Fannie Bates:  0 (1)

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