Howdy, all!
It's just too durn quiet on this list. We need something to stir
things up. We need something that'll get the creative juices
a-flowing, get those little gray cells a-cogitating, get those... okay,
you get the picture.
I know! We need a Complete the Egregious Pun Contest!
My brother recently sent me a list of 10 extended word-play jokes,
entitled "Puns for Intellectuals". What I'm going to do is offer them
to you, one at a time, without their punch lines. Then we'll see whose
brains are just twisted enough to complete the puns correctly in the
shortest amount of time.
Each partial pun will arrive by separate post. All you have to do is
click "reply all", and offer your best guess as to the punch line. The
closest entry with the earliest date/time stamp here at my computer
will be declared winner! And I'll immediately fire off the next one!
Fun, eh?
What do you win, you ask? Nothing less than the incredulous adulation
of your fellow Anonymous Writers, that's what! Who could ask for
anything more?
Well, get ready then, because the next message will start the fun!
Scribite!
kent graham