> This song sums-up our current approach to
> foreign policy.
>
> Please sing the following lyrics to the tune of "If
> You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands!"
>
> "If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets
> hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq. If the terrorists are
> Saudi And the bank takes back your Audi and
> the TV shows are bawdy, Bomb Iraq!"
>
> "If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq. And
> your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq. If the
> smoking gun ain't smokin' We don't care, and we're
> not jokin' -- that Saddam will soon be croakin',
> Bomb Iraq!"
>
> "Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq. From the
> sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq. So to hell
> with the inspections Let's look tough for the
> elections, close your mind and take directions,
> Bomb Iraq!"
>
> "While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq. Yay!
> the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq. If the
> ozone hole is growing, Some things we prefer not
> knowing. (Though our ignorance is showing), Bomb
> Iraq!"
>
> "So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq, From
> his favorite little laddie, bomb Iraq. Saying no
> would look like treason -- it's the Hussein
> hunting season. Even if we have no reason, Bomb
> Iraq!"
>
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~ solvitur ambulando ~
"The problem is solved in the walking." [-- St. Augustine]
* *
"Not all who wander are lost." [-- J.R.R. Tolkien]
* *
. . I'm on an unnamed walkabout
. . . . with no whither nor whence
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